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They wake up the next morning to find the entire town under attack by Eagles that sound like airplane propellers, spit acid, and explode into flames when they hit the ground. I honest to God could not understand what they were saying over the roar of the ocean. To call these characters one dimensional is an insult to one dimensional characters. It’s like Fox News where I can’t tell if there is legit sexism or some sort of satire here. She raves about this man who has absolutely no personality to her mother who tells her it’s good that she found a man to support her. The girl has literally no life outside of this boy, they promtply fall in love because women apparently don’t have lives until they meet the right boy, apparently. This is supposed to be humorous and charming instead of a red flag when he’s clawing across the table to steal grab her purse. The lead (his name is Rod) ends up going on a date with the Victoria’s Secret model (Nathalie) and he becomes controlling literally seconds into the date. I had no idea that Victoria’s Secret runs business like a creepy DeviantArt or CraigsList post, but you learn something new each day. One of the characters is a big-shot Victoria’s Secret model who has a big modeling/photoshoot scene in the back of a One-Hour-Photo Pharmacy. The Director was insistent on the actresses wear bikinis in the make-out scene because he was afraid of the actresses would actually be having sex.

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There is seriously a shot in this movie where the camera follows a car driving down the street and the camera pans right before the car is even in shot and has to reset before panning again. I have never seen an actor get in his car and thought “That’s not believable” before this movie. There is a scene where the lead reads his lines off a piece of paper and stumbles over it despite his lines being in front of him. The movie seems to have been edited in camera, having a second or two of space between each line as we cut between each take, at one point they even cut mid word. Even a simple action as walking to the car is shot horribly and acted horribly. These problems are consistent the entire movie. The actors struggle to not look in the camera (and fail to do so) and the background audio jumps every time the camera cuts, there is constant camera buzz, the white balance jumps between shops, and things are framed awfully. Not because it is a dramatic Batman-esque angle, but because of how the camera man was struggling with holding the camera.

When the camera isn’t bolted down to a tripod, it is never even with the horizon. That is the most accurate way I could possibly describe this movie. If you were to watch hundreds and hundreds of short movies made by middle school students on YouTube and wondered what it would be like if they made a horror movie, this is it. It looks like it was shot with either a cell phone or with a low grade consumer MiniDV camera and the acting is even worse. I cannot even describe the production values. His equally as confusing tagline for the movie on the flier was “Why did the eagles and vultures attacked?”. He also passed out fliers telling people that it would be playing in a local movie theater he rented out while misspelling his on movie’s name as “Bidemic”.

The movie was rejected from the Sundance film festival, which resulted in James driving around Park City, Utah, in his van that he covered in fake birds, fake blood, and advertisements for his film. I'm assuming that his own van was used for filming The movie took four years of his life and $10,000 that could have been his own but were most likely from some very disappointed investors. After 2003’s Julie and Jack and his unreleased movie Replica, he set out to make what would become his magnum opus: Birdemic: Shock and Terror. With no training in any form of movie making, he decided to make his own movies.

With a fresh start and a new life ahead of him, James became infatuated with movies, watching as many as he could. In 1975 Birdemic’s writer/director James Nguyen’s family fled South Vietnam to come to the United States. This Week’s Movie: 2008’s Birdemic: Shock and Terror If you know a film with major plot holes that you feel needs to be exposed, tell us! Email with the subject “What The Film” and we’ll try to get your suggestion featured on the site. Written by comedy writer Dane Sager, this column shows no mercy to films that try and pull the proverbial wool over our eyes.

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